We’re the Millers movie quotes take us for a hysterical ride across the border to pick up a “smidge” of trouble. David Burke (Sudeikis) is a pot dealer who is asked to go to Mexico to pick up a drug shipment to smuggle back into the States. Realizing a lone traveler might draw suspicion, he asks several people to come along and pretend to be his family, the Millers. Of course, things do not go as planned…
|We’re the Millers (2013)|
|MPAA Rating: R - Comedy|
|Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber|
|Writers: Steve Faber, Sean Anders, Bob Fisher, John Morris|
|Cast: Jennifer Aniston (Rose), Jason Sudeikis (David Burke), Will Poulter (Kenny), Emma Roberts (Casey), Ed Helms|
Additional Cast of ‘We’re the Millers’ (click to open)
- Thomas Lennon (Rick Nathanson)
- Matthew Willig (One Eye)
- Tomer Sisley (Chacon)
- Robert Crayton (Thug)
- Molly C. Quinn
- Nick Offerman
- Kathryn Hahn
- Mark L. Young (Scottie P.)
- Steve Baldwin (Strip Club Patron)
- James Alcorn (Fair Goer)
- Ashley Blankenship (Hot Tub Bikini Girlfriend)
- Tait Fletcher (Creepy Trucker)
- Kevin Dorff (Officer Schaefer)
‘We’re the Millers’ Movie Quotes
[to a border patrol agent]
David Burke: The Miller family here reporting for the leisure, sir.
David Burke: Honey, you made it!
[he leans in to kiss her cheek]
Rose: uh uh
[pulls her head back]
David Burke: We’re just pretending to be a family to smuggle drugs across the border.
KennyOh my god a spider bit me!
Rose: Let me see it.
KennyYou’re not seeing it.
David Burke: Will you just man up and drop your pants?
KennyI can’t feel my bingo [falls backwards]
Strip Club Manager: I need a lap dance, table 5. Don’t get too close, the guy smells like asparagus pee and he’s got a hook hand.
David Burke: So how was work tonight, neighbor?
Rose: You’re not a neighbor, you’re a pot dealer.
[Ed Helms]: I have a smidge of marijuana down in Mexico. Bring it back here by Sunday night and I’ll pay you $100,000.
David Burke: What the hell is that?
[Ed Helms]: That’s an Orca, I make a lot of money.
KennyYou’re probably going to get searched at the border.
KennyYou could wear a disguise.
David Burke: Like Bain from Batman. Something like that?
[puts hand up to face to mimic mask, imitating Bane's voice:]
David Burke: Ahh there’s no drugs in here, you have nothing to worry about.
David Burke: How would you like to make 10 grand?
Rose: Drug dealing?
David Burke: It’s not drug dealing, it’s smuggling.
David Burke: Me crossing the border alone, huge red flag, but families, they don’t get a sexond look.
David Burke: Hola! I’m here to pick up a smidge of pot.
David Burke: This is not a smidge! You’ve got me moving enough weed to kill Willy Nelson, man!
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