We’re the Millers Movie Quotes


We're the Millers Movie QuotesWe’re the Millers movie quotes take us for a hysterical ride across the border to pick up a “smidge” of trouble.  David Burke (Sudeikis) is a pot dealer who is asked to go to Mexico to pick up a drug shipment to smuggle back into the States.  Realizing a lone traveler might draw suspicion, he asks several people to come along and pretend to be his family, the Millers.  Of course, things do not go as planned…

We’re the Millers    (2013)
MPAA Rating:   R    -    Comedy
Director:   Rawson Marshall Thurber
Writers:     Steve Faber,  Sean Anders,  Bob Fisher,  John Morris
Cast:           Jennifer Aniston  (Rose),   Jason Sudeikis  (David Burke),   Will Poulter  (Kenny),   Emma Roberts  (Casey),   Ed Helms

Additional Cast of ‘We’re the Millers’

  • Thomas Lennon   (Rick Nathanson)
  • Matthew Willig   (One Eye)
  • Tomer Sisley   (Chacon)
  • Robert Crayton   (Thug)
  • Laura-Leigh
  • Molly C. Quinn
  • Nick Offerman
  • Kathryn Hahn
  • Mark L. Young   (Scottie P.)
  • Steve Baldwin   (Strip Club Patron)
  • James Alcorn   (Fair Goer)
  • Ashley Blankenship   (Hot Tub Bikini Girlfriend)
  • Tait Fletcher   (Creepy Trucker)
  • Kevin Dorff   (Officer Schaefer)


‘We’re the Millers’ Movie Quotes


[to a border patrol agent]
David Burke: The Miller family here reporting for the leisure, sir.

David Burke: Honey, you made it!
Rose: Mmhmm
[he leans in to kiss her cheek]
Rose: uh uh
[pulls her head back]

David Burke: We’re just pretending to be a family to smuggle drugs across the border.

KennyOh my god a spider bit me!
Rose: Let me see it.
KennyYou’re not seeing it.
David Burke: Will you just man up and drop your pants?
[she gasps]
KennyI can’t feel my bingo [falls backwards]

Strip Club Manager: I need a lap dance, table 5. Don’t get too close, the guy smells like asparagus pee and he’s got a hook hand.

David Burke: So how was work tonight, neighbor?
Rose: You’re not a neighbor, you’re a pot dealer.

[Ed Helms]: I have a smidge of marijuana down in Mexico. Bring it back here by Sunday night and I’ll pay you $100,000.

David Burke: What the hell is that?
[Ed Helms]: That’s an Orca, I make a lot of money.

KennyYou’re probably going to get searched at the border.

KennyYou could wear a disguise.
David Burke: Like Bain from Batman. Something like that?
[puts hand up to face to mimic mask, imitating Bane's voice:]
David Burke: Ahh there’s no drugs in here, you have nothing to worry about.

David Burke: How would you like to make 10 grand?
Rose: Drug dealing?
David Burke: It’s not drug dealing, it’s smuggling.

David Burke: Me crossing the border alone, huge red flag, but families, they don’t get a sexond look.

David Burke: Hola! I’m here to pick up a smidge of pot.

David Burke: This is not a smidge! You’ve got me moving enough weed to kill Willy Nelson, man!