The Hangover Part III


The Hangover Part 3The Wolfpack is back again! The Hangover Part 3 movie quotes send the guys back into the desert and things get even crazier for them this trip! Attempting to seek help for Alan following the death of his father, Doug is kidnapped. The ransom? They must locate and hand over Mr. Chow. The Hangover Part 3 movie quotes will be uttered all year, so make sure to memorize a couple quotes from this list so you aren’t left out!

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The Hangover Part III (2013)
MPAA Rating:  R   –   Comedy
Director:   Todd Phillips
Writer:      Todd Phillips, Craig Mazin, Jon Lucas,
Scott Moore
Cast:           Bradley Cooper  (Phil)
                     Zach Galifianakis  (Alan) 
                     Ed Helms  (Stu)


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    • Heather Graham  (Jade)
    • John Goodman  (Marshall)
    • Ken Jeong  (Mr. Chow)
    • Melissa McCarthy  (Cassie)
    • Justin Bartha  (Doug)
    • Jeffrey Tambor  (Sid Garner)
    • Mike Epps  (Black Doug)
    • Sasha Barrese  (Tracy)
    • Grant Holmquist  (Tyler)
    • Gillian Vigman  (Stephanie)
    • Sondra Currie  (Linda Garner)
    • Jamie Chung (Lauren)


Most Popular ‘The Hangover Part III’ Movie Quotes

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User-Submitted Quotes,    Thank You!
Alan: Mom. Oreo smoothie. Now.
Phil: Alan give me your phone [Alan gives phone to Phil]
Phil: What’s your password?
Alan: Hey Phil.
Phil: Yeah?
Alan: No, that’s the password.
Alan:   Sup Nigga
Alan:   What did chow do?
Marshall:   He fucked me up in my ass.
Alan:   Well… he does that time to time.
Marshall:   Get Alan some sweat pants.
Alan:   I’m a 44 slim.  And bring me choices.
Phil:   Why are these chickens so angry?!
Chow:   All I feed them is cocaine… and chicken.
Chow:   [while parachuting]   I love cocaine!
Alan:   Did you know your name used to be Carlos?
Tyler/Carlos:   No…
Alan:   Well, it was.  And I think it suits you better.
[Chow jumps from the hotel and parachutes down the Vegas Strip]
Phil: He’s out of his mind.
Chow: I’m out of my mind !!!
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Alan: I’ve got a pretty dope sense of humor brah, haha!

Stu:   I told myself I would never come back.
Phil:   Don’t worry, it all ends tonight.
Stu:   Someone should burn this place to the ground.  This is the worst place on Earth.
Alan:   I know right? So many good memories.

Alan:   We can’t be friends anymore.  When we get together bad things happen, people get hurt.
Mr. Chow:   Yeah, but that’s the point, it’s funny!

[naked, with a samurai sword]
Chow:   Yeah, we had a sick night, bitches!

Mr. Chow:   So long, bitches!  I believe I can fly… I love cocaine!
[Chow jumps from the hotel and parachutes down the Vegas Strip]

Alan:   I can’t believe my daddy is dead.  I can think of so many people I’d rather have died first, like my mother.

Doug:   Apparently Alan’s been off his meds for about six months.

Chow:   You want Chow spirit hang over you when you make fuck on your wife?

Alan:   We’ve been on a lot of adventures together, but it seems like you haven’t learned anything, ANYTHING!  I’ll be in the limo.

[Remarks about Alan, who is singing at a funeral]
Phil:   My god, he’s got the voice of an angel.
Stu:   He’s breathtaking.

Phil:   What are we gonna do Stu?
Stu:   We’re gonna go to the police.
Phil:   Oh no we’re not!  Did you hear that guy?  He will Kill Doug… period.  Chow is a cancer.  He’s been a cancer since the day we met him, so we’re gonna hand him over to this guy, Marshall, and then it’s done.
Alan:   Hey Phil
Phil:   Alan, not now.  But I need you Stu.  I can’t do this alone.
Stu:   Do what alone?  We have no idea where he even is.
Alan:   Phil
Phil:   What Alan?
Alan:   Well I was just going to say I got this strange email the other day.  I wasn’t sure what it meant but now I think might be from Chow.
Phil:   “Fatty, feels good to be out.  I’m close by.  Tell no one.  I’ll be in touch. Chow”.  This says Chow.  How did you not know that this was from Chow?
Alan:   At the time I thought it was ciao like goodbye.  You know like ciao, arrivederci, Sbarro, Papa Johns.
Phil:   I’m writing him back.
Stu:   Whoa, wait, just hold on.
Phil:   I’m going to tell him that you’re happy he’s out and that you’d love to see him.
Alan:   Ooh, I would love to see him.
Stu:   Do you even know what’s going on?
Alan:   Yes, I do.  Phil’s doing all the work, I’m his assistant and you’re standing there looking like an idiot.

Alan: We’ve been on a lot of adventures together.  I can’t be your hero anymore.  I must resign from The Wolfpack.

Phil: You ready to do this?
Alan: Yeah, wait, what are we doing?

[Standing outside looking at Caesar’s Palace]
Alan: Ah it’s great to be back, so many good memories.
Stu: This is the worst place on earth, except maybe Bangkok.
Alan: Bangkok’s the bomb dude!

Stu: Do you even know what’s going on?
Alan: Phil’s doing all the work, I’m his assistant, and you’re standing there looking like an idiot.  You just got schooled son!

Alan: My name’s Alan and I bought a giraffe!  Oh my life is great!

Marshall:   Hector, grab a pair of sweatpants for Alan here.
Alan:   I’m a 44 slim.  You bring me a few options?

Doug:   We’re all here to tell you about an awesome place called New Horizons.
Alan:   That does sound awesome.
Tracy:   Alan, this is an intervention.
Doug:   We drive you there today and I promise you will come back a changed man.
Alan:   Are you going Phil?
Phil:   I love you Alan.
[Alan cries loudly]

Marshall:   Leslie Chow stole $21 million from me and I figure the Wolf Pack have the best chance of finding him.  Doug is my insurance!
Alan:   Can’t you take Stu instead?

Phil:   What are you doing here?
Mr. Chow:   Same old, same old.  Ooh, I got into cock fighting.
Alan:   Oh cockfighting, that sounds wonderful.

[roosters are attacking Stu and Mr. Chow starts shooting at them]
Mr. Chow:   Hold still, I’m trying to help!
Stu:   Are you out of your mind!?


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