Grown Ups 2 Movie Quotes


Grown Ups 2 Movie Quotes

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Grown Ups 2    (2013)
MPAA Rating:  PG-13    -    Comedy
Director:   Dennis Dugan
Writers:     Fred Wolf,   Adam Sandler,   Tim Herlihy
Cast:           Adam Sandler    (Lenny Feder),    Kevin James   (Eric Lamonsoff),    Chris Rock    (Kurt McKenzie),    David Spade    (Marcus Higgins),   Salma Hayek   (Roxanne Chase-Feder)


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    • Maya Rudolph    (Deanne McKenzie)
    • Nick Swardson    (Nick)
    • Maria Bello    (Sally Lamonsoff)
    • Steve Buscemi    (Wiley)
    • Tim Meadows    (Malcolm)
    • Colin Quinn    (Dickie Bailey)
    • Shaquille O’Neal    (Officer Fluzoo)
    • Jon Lovitz    (Squats Fitness Janitor)
    • Taylor Lautner    (Frat Guy)
    • Jake Goldberg    (Greg Feder)
    • Cameron Boyce    (Keithie Feder)
    • Steve Austin    (Tommy Cavanaugh)
    • Milo Ventimiglia    (frat guy Milo)
    • Alexys Nycole Sanchez    (Becky Feder)
    • Alexander Ludwig    (Braden)
    • Peter Dante    (Officer Dante)
    • Allen Covert    (Hippie Teacher)
    • Dan Patrick    (Gym teacher)
    • Jackie Sandler    (Jackie Tardio)
    • Andy Samberg    (Male Cheerleader)
    • Patrick Schwarzenegger    (frat boy Cooper)
    • Georgia Engel    (Mrs. Lamonsoff)
    • Oliver Hudson    (Kyle)
    • Ada-Nicole Sanger    (Donna Lamonsoff)
    • Frank Gingerich    (Bean Lamonsoff)
    • Nadji Jeter    (Andre McKenzie)



Grown Ups 2 movie quotes from the trailers prepare us for round two with the buds from back in the day.  Grown Ups 2 features a long cast list but this sequel does not include Rob Schneider.  Several years after their weekend at the lakeside cabin, Lenny (Adam Sandler) decides to move his family away from the craziness in L.A. and back to his hometown to raise his family surrounded by his friends and their families, but he’s surrounded by craziness anyways.

The following Grown Ups 2 movie quotes list will be updated as soon as the film is released.

‘Grown Ups 2′ Movie Quotes

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User-Submitted Quotes, Thank You!
keithie fader: Ya, one crazy ass day
Submitted by: Lexie Brookes

They’ll do anything for their families… except grow up.
Summer isn’t just for kids.

From Trailers and TV Spots

[Narrator]:   Last time, they got together for a weekend.  This time, it’s permanent.

Version 2:

[Narrator]:   A few years ago, some old friends shared an unforgettable weekend.  This year they’ve moved back to their hometown… to focus on what really matters.  Now, there kids are getting older… but they’re not growing up without a fight.

[standing on the cliff, looking down at the water and all the college kids partying]
Lenny Feder:   Look at this.  Beers on ice, hot ladies everywhere, this is how we used to do it.
Frat Guy:   This is Kappa Eta Sigma property, so you might wanna quit pervin’ on our ladies and get back to your trailer homes.
Lenny Feder:   Ok, easy there Abercrombie.
Malcolm:   I haven’t been around this many arrogant white college kids since M&M payed Duke.
Other Frat Guy:   At least we got into college, skinny Danny Glover.
[two frat guys perform a silly multi-step "handshake" that the Grown Ups disapprove of]
Lenny Feder:   Hey fellas that was a good handshake, we’ve got a good one too, it goes like this.
[they shake hands in a traditional, polite manner]
Kurt McKenzie:   How are you doing, sir?
Eric Lamonsoff:   Very good, nice to see you.

Lenny Feder:   Hey you showed up.
Frat Guy:   Where do you work out, Cinnabon?
[kicks Lenny in the face with an aerial acrobatic kick]
[on the ground, looking up]
Lenny Feder:   What were you raised by ninjas?

Roxanne Chase-Feder:   I’m so glad we left the city, this is such a good place to raise a family.

Lenny Feder:   Riding your bike to school in the morning, you couldn’t do that in L.A.
Keithie Feder:   Yeah, thank God there’s nothing crazy ever happens around here.

Lenny Feder:   How could you become a cop after all that crap we did growing up?
Officer Fluzoo:   Put your hands in the air.   [begins dancing and sings:]   Then wave ‘em like you just don’t care.   Say HO!
All:   HO!

Male Cheerleader (Andy Samberg):   Your car is filthy!

Frat Guy:   Hey, this is Kappa Eta Sigma property.
Lenny Feder:   Easy there Abercrombie.

[Lenny, in bed, opens his eyes to find a deer at the side of his bed, looking right at him]
Lenny Feder:   Excuse me for a second. [turns to Roxanne, sleeping, and whispers]
Lenny Feder:   I think your mother’s here and she looks angry.
[Roxanne rolls over and sees deer thing and is startled]
Roxanne:   Ahhhhhhhh!
[deer, also startled, raises up on rear legs and urinates, spraying on Lenny's face]

Becky Feder:   Will I have boobies like mommy’s?
Lenny Feder:   I don’t ever want you to have those.

Nick:   There’s a raft in there?   [he pokes the box and it self-inflates, knocking him down, along with a whole row of products]
Who did that?

Malcolm:  Well well well, if it isn’t Hollywood and the squares.
Lenny Feder:   Hey Malcolm, I didn’t know you worked at K-Mart, and apparently the hair on the top of your head didn’t know it either.
Malcolm:   Whaat?

Lenny Feder:   Mommy was nice enough to prepare her famous Chicken a la Food Poisoning, which we’re all excited to eat.

Eric Lamonsoff:   What’s 7 + 9?
Bean Lamonsoff:   79!
Eric Lamonsoff:   Well we’re not going to have to pay for college, that’s for sure.

Aerobics Instructor:   Welcome to Squat-robics 101. Any questions?
Jackie Tardio:   Are you married?
Roxanne:   Do you like my hair?
Deanne McKenzie:   Can I stick my tongue down your throat please?

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-  Adapted from ‘The Other Guys’ for:
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