Despicable Me 2 Movie Quotes


Despicable Me 2 Movie Quotes

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Despicable Me 2   (2013)
MPAA Rating:  PG   –   Animation,   Comedy,   Family
Directors:   Pierre Coffin,  Chris Renaud
Writers:      Ken Daurio,  Cinco Paul
Cast:           Steve Carell   (Gru),   Kristen Wiig   (Lucy Wilde),   Ken Jeong   (Floyd)


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    • Miranda Cosgrove   (Margo)
    • Elsie Kate Fisher   (Agnes)
    • Dana Gaier   (Edith)
    • Benjamin Bratt   (Eduardo)
    • Russell Brand   (Dr. Nefario)
    • Steve Coogan   (Silas)
    • Moises Arias   (Antonio)



‘Despicable Me 2′ movie quotes are coming closer to the release date.  For now, we have teasers from the trailers and if you’ve caught a trailer you can tell that Despicable Me 2 movie quotes are going to be tough to capture with only the written word!  We’re working hard to translate Minion-Speak but it’s best to get out there and see the film yourself!  You’ll probably have to fight the crowds when Despicable Me 2 is released on July 3rd in the US but it promises to be worth your time.  With the huge box office success of the prequel, we’re anxious to see the numbers for the second installment.

The trailers provided us with the quotes below, and they paint the picture of an untraditional father further adapting to his new family, and the new direction he is called into when asked to think like a villain, but for Good this time.  Gru is called/hauled in to the Anti-Villain League to help deal with a new super villain and becomes an agent-for-good (though we won’t rush to call him a good agent just yet, knowing he’s likely to fumble his way to success).

‘Despicable Me 2′ Movie Quotes

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Agnes: [at wedding] “I’d like to make some toast”
[After Gru freed Lucy, they prepare themselves to jump off the rocket into the ocean]
Gru: Lucy, we may not survive this, so I have something I want to ask you!
Lucy: Tell me!
Gru: If I asked you out on a date, what would you say?!
Lucy: Uh, are you crazy? [enthusiastic] Yes!
Gru: JUMP!!!
[The pair jumps off the rocket just right before it collides with the volcano, destroying it. The explosion creates a shockwave that blasts everything, including Gru and Lucy, away into the ocean]
Gru: [desperately] Lucy! Lucy, where are you?!
[From nowhere, Lucy appears out of the water. Seeing each other, Gru and Lucy hug playfully like seals, laughing joyfully at the same time]
Lucy: Oh, right. You need your arms for peddling.
[Suddenly, a kayak, being rowed by a minion, encouraged by another shouting in a megaphone, passes by; Gru and Lucy look at it for a few seconds, but look at each other soon after]
Agnes: she kisses my booboos she braids my hair we love you mothers but my new mom Lucy is Beyond compare

Gru:   Good night, Edith.
[gives Edith a good night kiss]
Gru:   Good night, Margo.
[gives Margo a goodnight kiss, but returns]
Gru:   Whoa, whoa, hold your horses.  Who are you texting?
Margo:   My friend Avery.
Gru:   Avery?  [confused]
Gru:   Huh?  Avery?  Is that a girl’s name or a boy’s name?
Margo:   Does it matter?
Gru:   No.  No, it doesn’t matter unless it’s a boy!

Agnes:   I know what makes you a boy.
Gru:   [turns to Agnes]   Uh… You do?
Agnes:   Your bald head.
Gru:   Ah, yes.
Agnes:   It’s really smooth.  Sometimes I stare at it and imagine a little chick popping out.
[mimicking the sound of a chick]
Agnes:   Peep-peep-peep.
Gru:   Good night, Agnes.
[gives Agnes a good night kiss]
Gru:   Never get older.

Agent Lucy Wilde:   Mr. Gru, agent Lucy Wilde of the Anti-Villain League  [shows her credentials]  You’re going to have to come with me.
Gru:   Oh, sorry I… Freezeray!  [pulls out freezeray and fires, only to have his freezerays stopped by the flames from Lucy's weapon before they reach her]
Agent Lucy Wilde:   You know you really should announce your weapons after you fire them.  For example, [pulss out a tube of lipstick, points it at Gru inconspicuously, and fires]     Lipstick Taser!        [Gru is tased into submission]

Silas:   We are the Anti-Villian League, dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale.  A new villain has surfaced.  You know how a villain thinks, that’s why we brought you here.  I am the league’s director, Silas Ramsbottom.
Floyd:   [turns to other henchmen, cracking up]      …bottom        [they both laugh]
Silas:   Hilarious   [un-amused]

Agnes:   Are you really gonna save the world?
Gru:   That’s right, baby!  Gru’s back in the game with cool cars… gadgets… and weapons!

Jillian:   Gru!  It’s Jillian!
Gru:    [whispers to Agnes]    Tell Jillian I’m not here.
Agnes:   Gru’s not here!
Jillian:   Are you sure?
Agnes:   Yes, he just told me.
Jillian:    [laughs]   Agnes, where is Gru?
[Gru zips his lips]
Agnes:   He’s… putting on lipstick!
[Gru swings his arms wildly, making buzzing sounds]
Agnes:   He’s… swatting on flies!
[Gru slices his hand beneath his chin]
Agnes:   He’s… chopping his head off!
[Gru covers his head, groaning loudly]
Agnes:   He’s…
Agnes:   pooping?

Gru:   I have finally accepted a new job.
Margo:   Oh, really?
Gru:   Yes, I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world.
Edith:   You’re gonna be a spy?
Gru:   That’s right, baby!  Gru’s back in the game with gadgets and weapons and cool cars!
Edith:   Awesome!
Agnes:   Are you really gonna save the world?
Gru:   Yes.
[puts on a pair of spy glasses]
Gru:   Yes, I am.

Gru: We need to revisit the number of vacation days you guys get.

Agnes: Margo has a boyfriend!
Gru: Boyfriend!? Freezeray! [freezes a boy dancing with Margo and then laughs, sounding pleased and evil-ish]

Young Party Girl: How come you’re so fat?
Gru [dressed as a fairy princess]: I eat instead of facing my problems.

[Gru spots Kyle, who is about to relieve himself in his yard]
Gru: Kyle, no! [Gru picks Kyle up and drops him onto the other side of the fence, in Fred's flower bed] Here you go, those are Fred’s, go crazy. [Kyle releives himself and a bush behind him immediately dies, Gru laughs to himself] Good boy.


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